July 30, 2010
 
SALMA HAYEK ON BREAST FEEDING AFRICAN BABY:  "THERE'S MORE WHERE THAT CAME FROM"



"INFIDELS PREFER V-NECKS";
KHALID SHEIKH MOHAMMED'S
O-NECK SHIRTS NOT CATCHING
ON AMONGST CONSUMERS




IRAQI DOG'S JOURNEY TO U.S.
HITS SNAG AS PRESIDENT
BUSH QUESTIONS HIS
TRUSTWORTHIABILITY




VLADIMIR PUTIN JOINS
COBRA KAI DOJO...




...PUTIN TAKEN DOWN BY
LARUSSO IN FINALS OF
ALL VALLEY KARATE
TOURNAMENT



3,000 YEAR OLD FIND IN EGYPT PROVES THEORY THAT EARLY
MAN WAS NOSELESS


JAPAN URGES MIDDLE EAST TO SETTLE THEIR DIFFERENCES
THROUGH KARAOKE



PAKISTAN'S MUSHARRAF TO RESIGN, FOCUS ON MODELING CAREER
  

  
CONTESTANTS ON
"SRI LANKA'S GOT TALENT" COMPETING FOR TOP PRIZE:
PAIR OF SHOES





AL QAEDA USING EPISODES OF 'THE HILLS' TO RECRUIT NEW TERRORISTS




OPEC LEADERS CALL EMERGENCY MEETING AS OIL DROPS BELOW
$70 PER BARREL




BUSH SMITTEN WITH ITALIAN LOTHARIO BERLUSCONI; "I'M
LIKE A GIDDY SCHOOLGIRL
WHEN HE'S AROUND"




TRAGEDY MARS OPENING
OF INDIA'S FIRST H.O.V.
LANE AS TWO COMMUTERS DROWN


CHINA'S TAINTED MILK
TRACED BACK
TO ENGLAND



KIM JONG ILL?



 		   EXPERTS NOW BELIEVE THE BIRDS
THAT DOWNED US AIR FLIGHT 1549
WERE ONLY THE FIRST WAVE IN
AL QAEDA'S NEW STRATEGY




GAZA STRIKES CONTINUE
DESPITE U.N. MANDATED
CEASEFIRE




HOSTAGE ESCAPES AFTER
EIGHT YEARS OF CAPTIVITY
IN COLUMBIAN JUNGLE



AFTER SABOTAGING THE
CASTAWAYS ATTEMPTS TO
 ESCAPE THE ISLAND YET AGAIN, THE INDIAN GILLIGAN FINALLY
GOT WHAT WAS COMING TO HIM




HAMAS MILITANT EXECUTED OVER SECRET LOVE OF SEINFELD



RUSSIA INVADES GEORGIA; QUICKLY RETREATS AFTER REALIZING ATLANTA'S INNER CITY HAS MORE FIREARMS THAN THEY DO
 

"AFGHANISTAN'S NEXT TOP MARTYR"
DEBUTS TO STELLAR RATINGS ON
AL JAZEERA


IRAN'S AHMADINEJAD TO GUEST HOST ON "LIVE WITH REGIS AND KELLY"; GELMAN OUTRAGED
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